Idiots are surrounding me everywhere I go.
I turn and there they are staring at me from below.
I try to avoid them at any given cost,
But the next thing I know I encounter one who is lost.
He asks me for directions,
He asks me where to go.
I stare at him like he’s an idiot,
This is something he should already know.
I point him to the right, and send him on his way.
I had no idea what he asked for.
But who was I to say?
Idiots aren’t very bright, this is sadly true,
But when it comes to giving directions
I wish I had a clue.
